• god: hey baby
  • god: did it hurt
  • god: when you fell from heaven?
  • satan: you're a fucking dick
Need cuddles

or a cute boy to text 

jessicasmurf:

Wish my webcam was better quality. But hi, I got bored. And I should probably turn a light on because it’s clearly to dark in my room.

Face. 

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661 plays Closure The Story So Far Under Soil And Dirt

desperatedesire-unadmirableplans:

Closure - The Story So Far

But I know what I want and don’t need what I get.
I invest my ideas but get swallowed in debt and the only release is to yell and to sweat, until my clothes are soaking wet. 

(Source: awesomephilia)

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4,476 plays Jude Law And A Semester Abroad

coocoocaachoo:

Jude Law And A Semester Abroad- Brand New

(Source: kjdeu)

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  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

(Source: remykc)

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